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SweetAngel7's - SoUtH pArK Characters Page

This page is going to be about, hopefully ALL the characters in SoUtH pArK. I will be up - dating this page regulary, so if you have anything that you would like me to include, please mail me below.

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CARTMAN

Cartman is 8 years old, and lives with his mum, Dee Ann Cartman, who is also his dad! He also has a cat called Fluffy! His full name is Eric Theodore Cartman. He is the one that everyone else takes the piss out of as he is the fat one! When-ever any of them call him fat he replies "I'm not fat, I'm just big boned"! He rarely has a nice thing to say about anyone! He is also the one who had a anal probe put up his butt by visiters from space when they abducted him in the very first episode! - He still says that he wasn't under alien control! Cartman turned to Officer Cartman when Officer Barbrady had to learn to read, which saw him ride a scooter and arresting people! In another episode, Cartman started to play with his dollies - this was his cry of help to find out who is dad was. In the Halloween episode, for the fancy dress, he dressed up as Hitler & thought it was "cool"! Cartman probably comes out with the funnist lines out of the lot of them. Lines such as: "Screw you guys, I'm going home" or "Kenny, your family are so poor, they had to put the carboard box up for a second morgage" Or "Mr Garison, why do poor people always smell of sour milk?"! The one way to keep him quiet is to give him his favourite snack - Cheesey Poofs! On the album he sings a song called "Come Sail Away" all by himself!

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Kenny

Kenny is 8 years old, and is very poor! H is full name is Kenny McCormic. Most people feel sorry for Kenny as he has the unlucky fate of dying in every episode bar 1. Kenny has died in a variety of dramatic ways! See how, Kenny dies!Kenny is easy to recognise as he always wears a orange anorak with his hood up tight, and you can not understand what he says as his voice is muffled from his hood. The only people to understand him is his friends. Kenny is the one who knows all the "dirty" jokes and is the one who sees the "dirty" side of every sentence. He is also the one the other kids turn too when they don't understand a phrase! His voice is by Matt Stone. He has a brother called Kevin - who looks just like him. He played an angel in the Christmas play.

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KYLE

Kyle Broslofski is a Jew. He lives with his mam, Sheila, dad, Jerald, and his little Foster brother Ike. Everytime Kenny gets killed, Kyle always says " You ba****ds!" When Kenny gets killed. You can recogonise Kyle as he is the one who wears thr green hat all the time. Kyle also has another phrase he says now and again, with his brother Ike. "Kick the baby" then Ike will say "Don't kick the baby" then Kyle will say "kick the baby" and kicks Ike somewhere else on the screen, and sometimes off the screen! Kyles mam is a real pain to the boys. She is responsibe for calling off xmas, she gets Terrance and Phillip taken off the tv, and more. She always calls Kyle "Booby". Kyle is the one who's best friend is Mr Hankey - the Christmas Poo!

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STAN

Stan Marsh is probably the sensible one out of them. Stan is the one who fancies a girl in his class called Wendy Testaburger, who also fancies him. However, everytime she goes to kiss him, or even talk to him, he throws up all over her, this could be his phrase, if you like. In one episode he even fancies the subsitute teacher. This makes Wendy jealous and she gets her revenge! Stan is also the quiet one, compared to the others, he doesn't say that much. Stan has an older sister called Shelly - who beats him up whenever possible. He is the star quaterback for the South Park Cows. His best mate is Kyle. Stan is the one who says "Oh my God they killed Kenny" Then Kyle says "You bastards"!

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CHEF

Chef works in the school canteen as a cook. He is obssessed with love, and always sings in ev ery episode, usually about making love by the fire. In the second series though, he sung a song called "My Salty Balls". This song was released in the U.K. for xmas and was # 2 over xmas, however, the next week it knocked the Spice Girls off the #1 spot and became #1! Well done Chef. Chef loves Kathy Lee and was excited when she came to SoUtH pArK, and he sung her a song! Chef became the coach of the SoUtH pArK dodgeball team, which saw Kenny get killed by being thrown against the wall! He tried to chat up the subsitute teacher,who was a lesbien! And he became Michael Jackson in the Halloween special in the first series! He is a real ladies man!

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MR.GARISSON

Mr.Garrisson is the school teacher. His best friend is a hand puppet called Mr.Hat. Lots of the other SoUtH pArK characters believe that he is gay, however, he denies it, even though there are lots of signs that he might be!! In the second series, Mr. Hat runs away, and Mr. Garrisson is distraught! He believes one of the pupils have taken him. So, he gets a new friend, a twig! In one of the episodes he gets a nose job and looks like David Hasselhoff from Baywatch, and becomes a model with lots of women screeming after him!

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OFFICER BARBRADY

Officer Barbrady is the only SoUtH pArK policeman! Up until the second series, he couldn't read, and no - one noticed until the episode with the chicken lover. He wears sunglasses! His phrase is "Ok people, move along, theres nothing to see here"!

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IKE

Ike is Kyles foster brother. He is 2 years old, and was born in Canada. He is not in every episode, however, he was in the very first one, and was abducted by the aliens. Kyle often uses him as a football -I.e "kick the baby" because he looks like one! His family held a Bris for him and he got scared, this formed a stronger bond between him & Kyle!

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WENDY

Wendy Testaburger is in the same class as the boys. She is clever and has a big crush on Stan. Her best friend is Bebe. In one episode she is jealous when Stan fancies the subsitute teacher, and gets her revenge! In the Halloween episode, Wendy turns into a zombie, and Stan nearly has to kill her!

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MR.HANKEY

Mr.Hankey is Kyles best friend. He only goes up to the surface once a year - Christmas Eve/Day. In one episo de though, he had to go up in the summer as there were too many people above him, & they were killing him. He actually died twice, however, Chef's choclate balls brought him back to life.

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OTHERS

KYLE'S MOM

Kyle's mom is called Sheila. She is a real pain in the arse! She once slept with Chef! Her phrase is " what what what?"! She loves Barbra Streisand. She was the reason SoUtH pArK got rid of Christmas. And she got Terrance & Philip of the tv too!

Grandpa

This is Stan's Grandpa. He's the one in the wheelchair. He is seen wanting Stan to kill him - he nearly succeeds! He always calls Stan "Billy" like his Grandpa called him.

UNCLE JIMBO

Uncle Jimbo is Stan's uncle. He has shot Kenny twice by accident. He was in Vietnam.

BEBE

Bebe is Wendy's best friend. She is in the same class as her & the boys

BARBRA STREISAND

Barbra is also called Mecha Streisand. She was evil, & wanted to rule the world. She destroyed most of SoUtH pArK. - only in one episode.

DAMIEN & SATAN

Satan is Damien's father, & fights with Jesus. Damien doesn't settle in well at school, but makes friends with the boys at the end. Damien turns Kenny into a duck, & makes Cartman fart fire! - only in one episode.

DEATH

Death chases the boys round SoUtH pArK, with Grandpa chasing him. He also likes Terrance & Philip. Killed kenny instead of Grandpa.

ALIENS

Abduct both Cartman & Ike. They stick a anal probe up Cartman's butt, & had control over him. They talked to the cows & gave them a gift. -( the very first episopde).

MEPHISTO

Mephisto is the scientist. His pet/friend is Kevin. He created the Killer Turkey's. & told Cartman who his father was.

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